Looking for the price of an XBox on Amazon, I spent several futile minutes trying to find the ‘add to basket button’. In desperation I turned to the help page where I found this gem:

If you can’t see an “Add to Shopping Basket” button, it’s because the item isn’t available from Amazon.co.uk.

Okay. Right. Wonder what else they have listed that they don’t actually sell!! Why stop with XBoxes? Why not advertise trips to Mars, X-ray spectacles and rayguns?